I swear, one day I will overcome my fear of backgrounds
“Match begins in thirty seconds”
Sombra:
mumble’s story is an inherently gay narrative

me: there’s gay subtext in happy feet
christians: you bet your ass there is!!







Netflix doesnt exist in Gwens universe please god keep this in mind when making your jokes
Blockbust-a Nut
Instead of Netflix and Chill
I’ll allow it.
me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published
I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown
Thats a lot of wood.
I thought this meant they had to use a chainsaw to apply eyeliner.
I was going through useless facts and trivia to fill my brain with shit and I learned in feudal Japan the term for a bisexual man was something along ”wields swords in both hands”


And the gays win again.